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You've seen it on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, now the clever and hilarious dick towel is here for real. Always wanted a big dick? Now you can have it with dick towel. Dick towel has 3 views all rolled into one great towel... the small dick view, the butt view, and the big dick view.

Dick towel makes an excellent joke gift for sending all sorts of messages. The dick towel can say "you're a real dick" just as well as it can say "I love your big dick". For that matter, it can say "I love your really small dick (or at least I don't mind it that much - LOL)". It's one of those gifts that can have many meanings, but best of all it's just fun and funny. Ladies get one for your boyfriend. Guys give one to your brother or your best friend... if he's Pee-Wee Herman now he can be King Kong. Next toga party, kegger, or other senseless half-naked frat activity you attend, you should be showing up in a dick towel.

Did we mention there are 3 types of dick towels: white dick towel, black dick towel, and girl dick towel? Now you don't have to be a black guy to have a big black dick. With dick towel you don't even have to be a guy to sport a giant white or black dick. Nothing looks hotter than your girl strutting around in your dick towel.







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